Ok this is what u all have been waiting for...i have just been inspired. Today i was sitting around talking to some of my friends and we started discussing what was corney... If something is corney it means that it is lame, wack, stupid. So we named a whole bunch of stuff and i wanted to add something to our list. GROWN ASS MEN WHO ACT LIKE LIL ASS BOYS should go at the top of the list. See for once i thought i had a man....wrong! I had another lil boy, just as i thought. They all the same. My freshman boul was more mature then the last nigga i talked to. Passive agressive ass. So yea i am about to be putting all his corney ass shit on blast. That is the problem with talking to a writer...they will write about you. So yea the pen is mightier that the sword...or should i say the keyboard is mightier.

So as much as this putting on blast is to entertain my friends on myspace it is to help the lil ass boy that i was talking to. Here is a list of corney ass things you should fix before you attempt to talk to anyone else.
1. get some clean socks without holes in them that don't smell like moldy ass cheese.
2. stop braggin about how much money you got when you be rocking dingy ass tee-shirts every damn day with holes in them i might add.
3. stop wearing sunglasses indoors at night when it is dark as hell, like you can see something.
4. stop telling people you are in a gang...i didn't know gangstas were in fashion clubs.
5.stop hiding your undercover sexual identity...everyone already thinks you're gay...so stop tryna hide behind chicks like you want to be with them and not just wear their clothes.
6.If you don't want to deal with someone anymore how about tell them instead of blocking them online, eventhough last time you talked to them you acted like everything was cool. Grow some BALLS and tell them.
7. Next time you have sex, can you please outlast the short 5 mins that you usually do.


well i am getting sleepy, but that is enough for tonight. hope this made u smile. more to come later